terabient

my halloween was spent in some guy's basement playing his DDR arcade machine and later breaking into an abandoned house and getting creeped the fuck out. also i got plastered! :D;;

pictures not forthcoming because i forgot my camera :(

so in lieu of actual content here is

( shit i can't believe exists, starring RPattz panties )

a collective of Japanese fanartists is putting out a Soulcalibur illustration book:

http://now-printing.com/sc4/

only the cover and a few sample pics are available for perusal right now. most of them are borderline-softcore porn, (belated warning: the cover is basically an Amy-upskirt shot - she's got shorts underneath, but still) but there are some less-risque action-pose pics too.

there's also an intriguing pic of what looks like a female version of Nightmare.

it looks like it will be released on the 31st. there's no way to put in a preorder, and while there's no shipping information that i can find, i doubt they'd ship outside Japan - though third-party sites like Rinka might be able to deliver it eventually.

might be worth keeping an eye on, if you have the means to get it.

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i lol'ed about this in capslock_ff already, but this is so awesomely bad it needs to be shared MOAR. in the FFX section of ff.net there is this mind-boggling summary:

'"What are you? My forty year old stalker?" "I resent that," He answered offended before mumbling his next line. "I'm only thirty-five." A modern day aurikku/sub coupling tuna'

SUB COUPLING TUNA

you don't even need to play the game to know something is terribly wrong here.

ANYWAY. in response, somebody posted an even more lollerskatin' summary from aff.net:

"BEING A WHORE ALL HIS LIFE, RENO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE."

"BEING A WHORE ALL HIS LIFE." ppppffffffftttt OP also made the EXCELLENT observation that all fanfic summaries would be improved immeasurably if they started with 'being a whore all his/her life.' it's like adding '...in bed!' to the end of a fortune cookie, but with 100x more lulz!

NATURALLY i had to try this with the SC section.

( SUDDENLY WHORES )

so, i've never seen nor read Twilight, but this made me lol.



and there's a twitter version of weepingcock: It's so erotic! here is a sample:

"...just as he came he thought giddily, 'Did he reach my creamy center? 'and slumped against the wall."

'Did he reach my creamy center?'

'Did he reach my creamy center?'

Did he reach my creamy center?


oh god i can't stop laughing