MY LOVE IS LIKE A CONVICTED CRIMINAL'S

[terabient]

somebody on facebook posted this, i lol'd.



OH HAI THIS ISN'T CREEPY AT ALL RITE???? 8D COULD THIS SHIRT GET ANY MORE STALKERY

I SUBMIT THAT IT CANNOT

ALSO i am clearly turning into Pedobear because OSHI this actor is not even 18 yet? SRSLY WHAT. :( i was all 'niiiiice, i sure wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating crackers, hinthintwinkwink!!! hey if *this* is what Twilight's about maybe i'll check it out!' and FBFriend was all, "LOL HE'S LIKE 17" and i was like, "GODDAMMIT"

i had something that was actually intersting to say but i've forgotten it

will post something substantial sometime soon i swear.

(oh look, alliteration!)

Comments

[kizna1200.livejournal.com]

That tshirt is terrifying.

[elbarto252.livejournal.com]

The whole Twilight series is terrifying!

This may be presumptuous, but I don't think you'll like it very much. It just seems like a bad self (author's) insert fanfic to me from the reviews I've read. The parodies seem so much more fun though!!

Though my sister, who's older than me, did read the first book, and tried (and failed) to get me to read it. I'm just a nerdy teenager studying to be a "boring scientist" as my little sister puts it, far cry from the audience of teenage girls and Phoenix (AZ) housewives.

Oh, and this guy looks really old for 17, I must add.

[lustychan.livejournal.com]

lmao this whole post was already perfect... then I saw your icon! XD