so, i've never seen nor read Twilight, but this made me lol.
and there's a twitter version of
weepingcock: It's so erotic! here is a sample:
"...just as he came he thought giddily, 'Did he reach my creamy center? 'and slumped against the wall."
'Did he reach my creamy center?'
'Did he reach my creamy center?'
Did he reach my creamy center?
oh god i can't stop laughing
and there's a twitter version of
"...just as he came he thought giddily, 'Did he reach my creamy center? 'and slumped against the wall."
'Did he reach my creamy center?'
'Did he reach my creamy center?'
Did he reach my creamy center?
oh god i can't stop laughing
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Date: 2009-05-18 01:23 pm (UTC)From:You are so awesome XD
would you say it REACHED YOUR CREAMY CENTER?
Date: 2009-05-19 03:29 am (UTC)From:apparently, premature ejaculation is something we can all get behind!