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you would think a day of nothing but eating and board games would be relaxing, but no. i am beat. can't wait to sleep for i dunno like sixteen hours straight - it feels like a sixteen hours straight nappy time is necessary.
i think we are throwing a birthday party for my brother in like a week. it's not actually his birthday, that is in February, he just wants to walk into a room where everyone goes "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" and then he can answer in a huff, "What the hell, it's not my fucking birthday." and then whisk away his cake and kick everyone out. this seems like a good idea but maybe it's not??? need to sleep on it to be sure
my brother and i had this conversation on the way back home it is important i think
Me: He went through those faster than a [long, awkward pause] a thirteen year old goes through socks.
Tom: That was surprisingly PG. I thought you would go for something dirtier.
Me: It can be. It's like a double...meaning.
Tom: [Pause] Oh. Oh. See I was thinking growth spurts, and...wait, I guess so were you.
Me: HAHAHA SPURTS
i am going to take a nap now i don't know if it will be like an hour or forever (because you never know when Sudden Infant Death Syndrome will strike)
i think i might regret this post in the morning
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
i think we are throwing a birthday party for my brother in like a week. it's not actually his birthday, that is in February, he just wants to walk into a room where everyone goes "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" and then he can answer in a huff, "What the hell, it's not my fucking birthday." and then whisk away his cake and kick everyone out. this seems like a good idea but maybe it's not??? need to sleep on it to be sure
my brother and i had this conversation on the way back home it is important i think
Me: He went through those faster than a [long, awkward pause] a thirteen year old goes through socks.
Tom: That was surprisingly PG. I thought you would go for something dirtier.
Me: It can be. It's like a double...meaning.
Tom: [Pause] Oh. Oh. See I was thinking growth spurts, and...wait, I guess so were you.
Me: HAHAHA SPURTS
i am going to take a nap now i don't know if it will be like an hour or forever (because you never know when Sudden Infant Death Syndrome will strike)
i think i might regret this post in the morning
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
