so i watched Resident Evil: Retribution

AND IT IS EVEN MORE TERRIBLE THAN YOU MAY HAVE IMAGINED!

there is no way i can talk about RE: Retribution coherently so ready yourself for painful tumblr speak. sorry :S

( Cut for ALL the spoilers, crimes against grammar )

tl;dr: this movie is awful and i loved every awful minute of it.

PS I haven't gotten a chance to write for the latest meme thing, but I'm hoping I'll have a decent amount of free time tomorrow for it.