Today at school:
CHILD: *comes up to me with a baby doll*
ME: Hello!
CHILD: *holds up baby and shakes its arm* HIIIIIIIIIIII!
ME: Is this your friend?
CHILD: *stares, then hurls the baby to the ground* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
ME: Oh, is baby all done?
CHILD: *cackles, then runs away*