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my halloween was spent in some guy's basement playing his DDR arcade machine and later breaking into an abandoned house and getting creeped the fuck out. also i got plastered! :D;;

pictures not forthcoming because i forgot my camera :(

so in lieu of actual content here is



oh, but it gets better?! worse:



there is a story behind these for the curious.

now, i'm aware nothing can top the surreality that is Twilight underwear but they are not all that elicited a hearty WTF, SRSLY from me recently.

so have some awkward infomercial products.

you know, if what you're selling is self-described as a blanket with sleeves, discussing its fashionable qualities seems a bit unnecessary.

you can get one for your dog, too:

and finally, the comfort wipe. for um, comfortable wiping.

i really enjoy how they are trying to tell you all the uses of the comfort wipe without actually saying what those uses are, because that would be tooooo gross. the "Being a big guy has its advantages - and disadvantages!" kills me - there's no elaboration, and so you find yourself contemplating just what sort of disadvantages requiring a comfort wipe he might have. then it festers in your brain, like an open sore. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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