internet poetry

via dinosaurcomics:

The Longest Poem in the World

it aggregates twitter posts and makes them rhyming couplets:

sitting at home and watching the rain come down........
Rich man can ride, and the hobo, he can drown

I seriously want to breakdown and cry.
now if only we could all grow wings and fly

Only if you buy all the drugs, alcohol, and exotic dancers
I've got a whole load of rhetorical questions, and I want answers.

And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
Well i am back from my Med cruise and I am still swaying!

Prescription drugs and a crack pipe were found at the scene.
I'm going to be a Rock and Roll Queen.

And the rust chewed through the anchor chain, and out to sea we're cast.
Okay one thing to do now. Get out and get out fast.

Just got high and laid !!!!
and i was afraid.

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this...this!...is the greatest thing ever created on the internet.

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& who misplaced my cherry brandy?

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