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today is a good day i think to LOL!
so here is something my cousin showed me while we were at the freezing hotel last weekend. it is a compilation of scenes from an 80's cartoon show titled Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos and like most things produced in that decade, is un-fucking-believable in retrospect.
Adult Swim re-aired the five-episode series in 2006. if you have not seen it, though, you can see it in powerful concentrated form below:
it includes, but is not limited to, the following:
internets, we are not even halfway through this month and i am certain i will not see anything as brilliant as Karate Kommandos. we are just too self-aware as a nation to produce something this deliciously terrible again.
...or are we??? O___O
so here is something my cousin showed me while we were at the freezing hotel last weekend. it is a compilation of scenes from an 80's cartoon show titled Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos and like most things produced in that decade, is un-fucking-believable in retrospect.
Adult Swim re-aired the five-episode series in 2006. if you have not seen it, though, you can see it in powerful concentrated form below:
it includes, but is not limited to, the following:
- a sumo wrestler, whose entire purpose appears to be making food-related puns
- an antagonist named "Super Ninja" with no irony in sight
- the line "It's an emergency. I'm Chuck Norris!"
- a sneak attack that involves parachuting alligators
- a hearty laugh over the image of somebody being executed like a suffering animal
internets, we are not even halfway through this month and i am certain i will not see anything as brilliant as Karate Kommandos. we are just too self-aware as a nation to produce something this deliciously terrible again.
...or are we??? O___O
