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i'm in one of those 'hungry but too lazy to make something to eat' modes right now. ahhh, days off.
so here's a question meme from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bri_ecrit:
1) If you had to apply one condiment to everything you eat, what would you choose?
pepper, because i apply it to nearly everything i eat already.
runners-up: soy and hot sauce.
2) If you were a fabric, which fabric would you be?
plain ol' cotton.
what i'd like to be, but am not: cashmere.
3) You wake up one morning without hands. What is your first course of action?
i'm assuming i just wake up and have nice, neat stumps where hands would have been, instead of a bloody, hideous mess created by someone hacking my hands off. one scenario is merely strange, the other potentially fatal!
ANYWAY, assuming an immediate trip to the hospital is unnecessary, i'd probably go 'whoooaaaaa.' then i'd find out how to attach a chainsaw to the left stump and this 'handy' device (look, a pun!) on the right.
4) You're the world's foremost popsicle-stick sculptor, beloved by millions for your beautifully-detailed stick-y sculptures. What is your next project?
a life-sized, fully functioning replica of Noah's Ark.
5) You're being held at gunpoint by a group of rogue skeet-shooters with a collective attitude problem—they insist that you surrender three albums from your music collection for them to use for target practice. Which do you choose?
i-i don't really have many physical music albums! RUH-OH
i think i have some old 90s pop albums stored in my parents barn that i never listen to anymore, but i can't remember what they are. pretty sure the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync are in there and stuff from Mariah Carey during her terrifically awful Glitter/Rainbow phase. so, uh, that, i guess.
"To play along just type GUREITO in the comment box and I will ask YOU 5 questions."
so here's a question meme from
bri_ecrit:1) If you had to apply one condiment to everything you eat, what would you choose?
pepper, because i apply it to nearly everything i eat already.
runners-up: soy and hot sauce.
2) If you were a fabric, which fabric would you be?
plain ol' cotton.
what i'd like to be, but am not: cashmere.
3) You wake up one morning without hands. What is your first course of action?
i'm assuming i just wake up and have nice, neat stumps where hands would have been, instead of a bloody, hideous mess created by someone hacking my hands off. one scenario is merely strange, the other potentially fatal!
ANYWAY, assuming an immediate trip to the hospital is unnecessary, i'd probably go 'whoooaaaaa.' then i'd find out how to attach a chainsaw to the left stump and this 'handy' device (look, a pun!) on the right.
4) You're the world's foremost popsicle-stick sculptor, beloved by millions for your beautifully-detailed stick-y sculptures. What is your next project?
a life-sized, fully functioning replica of Noah's Ark.
5) You're being held at gunpoint by a group of rogue skeet-shooters with a collective attitude problem—they insist that you surrender three albums from your music collection for them to use for target practice. Which do you choose?
i-i don't really have many physical music albums! RUH-OH
i think i have some old 90s pop albums stored in my parents barn that i never listen to anymore, but i can't remember what they are. pretty sure the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync are in there and stuff from Mariah Carey during her terrifically awful Glitter/Rainbow phase. so, uh, that, i guess.
"To play along just type GUREITO in the comment box and I will ask YOU 5 questions."
