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YOU GUYS NEVER ENGAGE IN A DRINKING CONTEST WITH A MAN A FOOT TALLER THAN YOU ARE
even if you win your victory will be as hollow as the toilet bowl you will find yourself hugging.
anyway,banana shake meme time!
Sharing is Caring
For one week, recommend/share:
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six : a quote
Day seven : whatever tickles your fancy
in honor of all the deliciously fattening bar food that probably saved me from liver failure last night, here is a link to one of the most disgusting/awesome sites on the interwebs:
This is why you're fat.
the site's pretty self-explanatory: it catalogs, via brief descriptions and horrifying images, all the dishes that contribute to America's 30% obesity rate. most of the food falls into three categories: fattening shit stuffed with more fattening shit, between two burger buns (which may or may not be replaced with some kind of meat), desserts gone horribly wrong (or right, depending on how much you indulge in your sweet tooth), and dessert/deep-frying fusion.
that unpleasant sensation you're experiencing right now? that's the feel of your ARTERIES CLOGGING. truly, if it were possible to develop diabetes just by looking at food, this site would ruin lives.
on the other hand, if you ever feel down about your relative healthiness/weight/diet, you can rest safe in the knowledge that at least you're not the guy who ate this.
take care, everyone!
even if you win your victory will be as hollow as the toilet bowl you will find yourself hugging.
anyway,
Sharing is Caring
For one week, recommend/share:
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six : a quote
Day seven : whatever tickles your fancy
in honor of all the deliciously fattening bar food that probably saved me from liver failure last night, here is a link to one of the most disgusting/awesome sites on the interwebs:
This is why you're fat.
the site's pretty self-explanatory: it catalogs, via brief descriptions and horrifying images, all the dishes that contribute to America's 30% obesity rate. most of the food falls into three categories: fattening shit stuffed with more fattening shit, between two burger buns (which may or may not be replaced with some kind of meat), desserts gone horribly wrong (or right, depending on how much you indulge in your sweet tooth), and dessert/deep-frying fusion.
that unpleasant sensation you're experiencing right now? that's the feel of your ARTERIES CLOGGING. truly, if it were possible to develop diabetes just by looking at food, this site would ruin lives.
on the other hand, if you ever feel down about your relative healthiness/weight/diet, you can rest safe in the knowledge that at least you're not the guy who ate this.
take care, everyone!
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Date: 2009-09-19 08:47 pm (UTC)From:Yet that site? Made me want to vomit. Repeatedly. Oh my God, that much sugar and lard should not be permitted to exist.
I think I'm skipping dessert tonight.
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Date: 2009-09-20 03:38 am (UTC)From:...it is a remarkably effective appetite suppressant, at least!
Wow...
Date: 2009-09-20 09:46 am (UTC)From:It does amaze me some of the crap people will eat, and I thought kebabs were nasty(even if they do go so well with 4 pints of beer;p)!
I feel your pain with the hangover, I'm a bit of lightweight and they almost always go straight to my stomach when there's grapes or hops involved. :(
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Date: 2009-09-20 09:47 am (UTC)From: