Left 4 Dead 2: Graffiti/Sign text

As you've PROBABLY already guessed, I've become...a bit obsessed with Left 4 Dead 2. In the interest of discovering what the hell happens in campaign mode, I've begun compiling the graffiti & sign text found in-game.

At some point I might also add:
-Story-specific survivor dialog Working on it! ;)

Although I'm doing this mostly for my own (nerdy, fannish) reasons, I hope it can be a useful resource for other fans. Also, if you'd like to add information - text I've missed, screencaps of signs, information about real-life locations that might have influenced in-game locations, etc., are all welcome, and full credit will be given to any contributions you'd like to make.

And now: GRAFFITI! I've kept all the formatting (line breaks, capitalization, spelling errors) intact, and for Swamp Fever - which has some graffiti in French Creole - I've put an English translation. (I make no promises that it is accurate, however. XD ) Anything in [brackets] are my own notes.

ETA: Crazy Interested in helping with the speech transcription? Download a rip of ALL the speech in the game:

Left 4 Dead 2 Speech Rip

Or you can just download the folder for your own projects/entertainment. :)

( Dead Center )

( Dark Carnival )

( Swamp Fever )

( Hard Rain )

( The Parish )