This is how all my writing sessions go

[terabient]

SELF: *happily typing away* This is going so well!

SELF TWO: HAHAHAHA no

SELF: W-what's wrong?

SELF TWO: Oh, I don't know, everything you've put down so far?

SELF: I think it's fine.

SELF TWO: Have you even seen how many adverbs are in this paragraph.

SELF: ...

SELF TWO: And oh, is that a dangling participle you just wrote? Oh well, you've done that so often I'm sure everyone will ignore it at this point. If they can make it to this point, at least.

SELF: Shut uuuuuup.

SELF TWO: What's up with this colon abuse? Are you going all ~experimental~ in your video game porn now?

SELF: ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

SELF TWO: Oh my goooood, there is an actual instance of the pleasures of the flesh. It's not even a joke! HAHAHA, THIS SUCKS.

SELF: *RAGEQUITS WORD PROCESSOR*

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In spite of all this, I have managed to write some ponderous video game porn for you all. The world is running for the hills rejoicing, I'm sure. I may even post it soon.

But not before I deal with that pleasures of the flesh debacle.

Comments

[dioscuri]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA... ha :(

god this makes me want to take a nap

SELF: Is this bad? I don't know. Do I suck at this?
SELF TWO: Yes. Quit forever. Go start a blog about cats.
SELF THREE: Jesus, look at this. One paragraph and it's taken you like an hour. Just stop.
SELF: Ok. ;;

[bri-ecrit.livejournal.com]

"SELF TWO: Have you even seen how many adverbs are in this paragraph."

Well hello, my brain when working on anything ever since starting grad school.

It's good to know I'm not the only person who imagines her creative side as some vicious, mocking harpy.

[nekocrouton.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, you have described my writing experiences perfectly. I might merrily be halfway through a fic and then all of a sudden I'm just like, "What am I doing? This is CRAP." And then yeah, ragequit. XD *looks at her folder of unfinished fic* :/

But yay, videogame porn!! \o/

[elbarto252.livejournal.com]

*high fives*

Except I fall asleep sometime between ragequit/delete and "I think it's fine". :D

I'm looking forward to that porn!